Wednesday, August 13, 2008

Alternative Calendar

A few months ago I went into a Hallmark store and asked for a 2008 wall calendar. They basically had two: Football ... or ... Kittens. I like most men my own age chose kittens without even blinking an eye. However, as the kittens "hung around" (i slay me) more and more, their disturbing pro-fuzz constitutions began to haunt me. They would meow things like, "Vengence for all lolcats! Give us justice! Down with icanhascheezburger.com! No taxation without repurresentation!"

I was at a loss. What to do when your kitten calendar makes you fear entering your own room? Give in? Forsake all lolcats? Make like a kitten and be weak and annoying? No you've got to show 'em who's top dog. You fight back. You take matters into your own hands.

You do this:



Now the only thing I hear the calendar kittens say is, "Ich liebe Deutschland!"

4 comments:

vlandham said...

Thats awesome.

The first time I read this post I thought it was from www.make.com

-- nice work!

Anonymous said...

Tom, that's histerical!!! Did you really do that or find the picture somewhere? It's ok, you don't have to tell me your secret. Either way it makes for a good laugh before I head off to work. :)

Stefanie said...

Tom! Come back to your blog!!
Also, I hopw you're doing well.

Stefanie said...

hope.